B4BYme – #00ff00
DelusionElle – #800080
WizardGoggles – #FF0000
One by one, we all had to grow up. When it seems the magic’s slipped away, we find it all again on Christmas day. Ah, Christmas day. I remember one Christmas day in particular when I was a wee little person. Oh, how I miss being a drawf, but Jesus the ferret decided I wasn’t good enough to be a drawf, so on Christmas day I believed in what my heart is saying and I heard the melody that’s playing. And I found that my drawfy self was not very drawfy anymore. That stupid freaking melody turned me into a dwafr. There’s no time to waste, there’s so much to celebrate. So I decided to have a party to celebrate my newfound dwafrishness.
“Wow, I almost did not see the cue to start speaking!” I gasped excitedly. “Being a dwafr makes my vision bad, almost like having Asian eyes!”
“That’s not so bad, many of the dvds/bluerays that come out are also available in widescreen”, Jesus the Ferret ominously said. “I invented them.”
“Awesooooooome!” I giggled. “I don’t know what I should make everyone watch at my dwafr party,” I cried.
“How about Avatar?” Jesus suggested.
“Oh I was thinking of watchi–”
“Oh, hey, man, Avatar’s a great movie, and Imma let you finish, but–”
Suddenly, a sexy hot ferret walks into their space and sexily, hottily, says, “Heeello there, my name is Taylor Swift and I am so lonely and sick of dating sharkboys and wannabe werewolves. Do you happen to know anybody looking for a hot ferret girlfr–”
“HEY LET ME FINI–” Kanye began, but Jesus walks. When Jesus Ferret took his last step, Kanye burst into flames died an stupid death. He was an uninvited guest.
“Damn, I was gonna ask him to si–”
“SHUT UP! I WANT A NEW BOYFRIEND!” Taylor Swift the ferret screamed.
I squinted at her. “Eh, why? If you think about it, boyfriends are simply shitty.”
Taylor stared at me, her small ferret eyes opened as wide as they could possibly be. “B-b-b-but they are friends who are boys. And I WANT ONE!” she pouted.
“I can be your friend that’s a boy,” I suggested.
She stared at me, ” …. ” no words could come out of her mouth.
I continued, “You know, I’m having this fergalicious party for coming out as a dwafr.. And I was thinking that maybe, y’know, you could be my guest of honour.” I couldn’t help but blush. Her hot, sexy ferretness was… it left me breathless. I hoped that nothing would explode right now and ruin this moment.
“Hmm,” she thought for a moment. “You don’t look like a boy.”
I replied, “It’s my dwafr ears and luscious hair.”
“Oh, I guess that explains it.” She approached me slowly. “Ehhhhh? What’s that … that thing on your between your legs?”
“That’s just my virginity.”
“Huh, I see. How controversial.”
“Quite.” I shifted uncomfortably. “So, uh, should we go do something now?”
“Well … do you know what I would like to do?” Taylor the ferret asked me seductively. He stood a little taller which bulged his eight-pack and flexed his waterlemon sized biceps. Delicious.
I could barely contain myself. And then I realized something. “W-wait a minute! You’re a he?!” It was like being hit by a waterlemon bullet of realization from a huge waterlemon gun of realness — everything became suddenly so clear.
“YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON!?!!?!” I squealed like a pig.
Suddenly, Jesus the Ferret came into the picture and said, “I`m confused…”
“I think we all are,” I shook my head sadly.
“Well I’m still here and I’ve decided that I want to go on an adventure!” Taylor pouted. “I want to rob a bank!”
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QK………. | BANK | – - - $- – - – $$ – - – - $$$$$ .
There, it’s robbed.
“YAYYA! I’M RICH NOW, MOTHERFU–”
“DO NOT SWEAR, TAYLOR,” I told her. Him. It.
Hermit Taylor looked at me. “Well, what do you want to do now? All you do is complain about not doing anything, and whenever we do do something you’re all BLEEAAAHH.”
“Teehee you said dodo.”
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fyi… i don’t really remember the stories we wrote… so HOPEFULLY if i don’t write very similar things down.. this is what happens when you don’t want to study for mdterm. btw, is there a more automatic way of doing this? like twitter? so the story doesnt take more than a season to complete, lol. so we all dont log on and refresh and stuff.. or log on whenever somebody’s done their turn… OR WE CAN HAVE A DATE… TO JUST WATCH TV AND HAND A NOTEBOOK AROUND OR GO ON MSN AND DO THIS SHIZZ. (Y) (thumbs up). thanks for reading this block of words ^___^
